How to reply to a blog post and wind up the blogger in eight simple steps
- Ignore the content of the post
- Turn on CAPS LOCK
- Post a link to Natural News (or several other similar sites)
- Accuse the author of being a pharma shill (or big oil, or capitalist)
- Construct a huge, imaginary conspiracy theory involving everyone from Obama to Monsanto
- Quote someone pro the subject out of context and misrepresent them
- Quote someone famous who once said something totally irrelevant, the more obscure the better
- Pretend that rather than relying on evidence the author has blind faith in govt and scientists
H/t to @jdc325 for the original



The art of trolling for beginners.
http://niklowe.blogspot.co.uk/2010/01/trolling-for-beginners.html
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I REFUTE THIS, you bigger blogger schill, you and the Masons are in this together and as Churchill once said “in the morning I will be sober” and anyway your faith in the eight step method is really just a religion and you are probably worse at diving than the Daley kid, did I mention the illuminati?